Your codebase is haunted by vibe code.
It demoed great. Now it's 40,000 lines nobody understands, the API keys are in the frontend, and every fix breaks two other things. We bust the slop and hand you back software you can actually ship.
✕ 247 errorsCrew on call 24/7
Fluent in whatever your AI wrote
- React
- Next.js
- TypeScript
- Node
- Python
- Supabase
- Firebase
- Postgres
- Tailwind
- Expo
Signs of an infestation
Vibe coding gets you to a demo fast. Then the slop piles up, one accepted suggestion at a time, until nobody can touch the code without something breaking. Seen any of these?
- SYMPTOM 01
Secrets in the open
API keys shipped to the browser. Database wide open. Your billing dashboard is about to have a very bad week.
const STRIPE_KEY = "sk_live_…" - SYMPTOM 02
The 3,000-line component
One file does auth, payments, routing and the dark-mode toggle. Scrolling it takes a lunch break.
Dashboard.tsx // 3,412 lines - SYMPTOM 03
Clone colonies
The same function, pasted nine times with tiny differences. Fix a bug in one and eight others stay broken.
utils.ts utils2.ts utils_final.ts utils_final_v2.ts - SYMPTOM 04
Swallowed errors
Failures vanish without a trace, so bugs show up as “it just doesn't work sometimes.”
try { … } catch (e) { } - SYMPTOM 05
Phantom packages
Dependencies that don't exist, are abandoned, or were installed three times at three versions.
npm ERR! 404 'react-auth-helper-pro' - SYMPTOM 06
The fix loop
Ask the AI to fix the login bug. It does. Now checkout is broken. Repeat until morale hits zero.
// ✅ Fixed! Everything should work now 🚀
Our cleanup arsenal
Senior engineers, not more prompts. We use AI the way a plumber uses a drain snake: a handy tool, never the one in charge.
Slop Scan
A full inspection of your repo. You get a plain-English report of what's broken, what's risky, and what to fix first.
- Architecture and code-quality review
- Dependency and license check
- Prioritized “slop map” with effort estimates
Security Purge
We close the holes before someone else finds them: leaked keys, missing auth checks, open databases, injection risks.
- Secrets rotated and moved server-side
- Auth, permissions and database rules fixed
- Rate limits and input validation
Refactor & Rescue
We untangle the spaghetti without a rewrite: split giant files, kill duplicates, add types and tests, and keep the app running the whole time.
- Small, reviewable pull requests
- Test coverage on the parts that matter
- Performance fixes and dead-code removal
Slop Containment
Keep vibe coding, minus the mess. We set up the guardrails so AI-written code gets checked before it lands.
- CI, linting, type checks and review gates
- Agent rules files for your AI coding tools
- Team training on AI-assisted coding
The Slop-o-Meter
Paste a chunk of code your AI wrote. Our field device will sniff out the usual suspects. Nothing leaves your browser.
For entertainment. It pattern-matches common smells; it doesn't run or truly understand your code. A real Slop Scan is done by humans.
How a bust goes down
From “nobody wants to touch that file” to a codebase your team can work in again.
The call
Tell us what you built, what's on fire and what you need to ship next. 20 minutes, free.
Slop Scan
Read-only repo access. Within a week you get a written report and a ranked fix list.
The bust
We fix it in small pull requests to your repo. You review and merge every one.
Containment
CI, tests and guardrails so the next round of AI code doesn't undo the work.
Pick your crew size
Flat-rate where we can, honest estimates where we can't. Every rescue starts with a scan.
Diagnosis
Slop Scan
$2,500/ repo
- Full code and security review
- Written report and slop map
- Walkthrough call with an engineer
Most popular
Rescue Sprint
$12,000/ 2 weeks
- Slop Scan included
- Security purge
- Refactor of your worst hot spots
- Tests and CI on critical paths
Ongoing
Containment Unit
$3,500/ month
- Review of AI-generated pull requests
- Monthly health check
- On-call bust within 48 hours
Prices are starting points. Big or very haunted codebases get a custom quote after the scan.
The Slopbuster's Oath
We're not anti-AI. We're anti-slop.
Vibe coding is a great way to start. It's a rough way to scale. We don't shame you for how it got built; we make it something you can grow on.
Humans read every line
Every change we ship is written or reviewed by an experienced engineer.
Tests or it didn't happen
If we touch it, we prove it works, and leave the tests behind for you.
You own everything
All work lands in your repo as normal pull requests. No lock-in, no secret sauce.
Afraid to hit deploy?
Tell us what your AI built and where it hurts. A real engineer from the crew will get back to you within one business day.